is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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