You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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