how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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