i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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