Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Randomize
