...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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