I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
