she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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