I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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