Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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