The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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