I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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