He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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