I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
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