and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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