what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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