i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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