honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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