actually, I'm a sock model
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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