He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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