OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
it was like eating out sand paper
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
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