i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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