i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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