i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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