...so i touched it.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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