I love black thongs
I have demons in me.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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