Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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