when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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