bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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