You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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