I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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