I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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