so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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