I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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