Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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