I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Randomize
