If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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