you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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