Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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