That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I touched a dick in church today
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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