She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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