Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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