we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
