let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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