OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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