i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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