fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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