Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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