i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Randomize
