I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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