Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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