do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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