No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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