69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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